Since I know a lot of you out there were looking for this video (and some even found it on AOL's stupid video site that resizes your browser window – no, thanks), I found it on YouTube.
Dang, dude. "I'm not a racist." OK. If you say so.
I've been known to snap every now and then, but I've never let racial epithets fly, and even if I did, it certainly wouldn't be for like minutes at a time. Kind of a sustained burst of racist vitriol to be like, "Oops. Just slipped out. Sorry."
I think it's time to hang up the mike, dude. We liked you on Seinfeld, but jeezus. You've got some pretty heavy racist anger pent up there, buddy. Getting all shinied up and coming on Letterman with that apology – at the request of Jerry – doesn't really seem too sincere if you've actually seen the video.
UPDATE: He's says he tried to "juijitsu" the mistake back, but really? Here's the whole Letterman "apology."
Come on. Even that "apology" sounded like it was made through grit teeth. You're washed up. You're an angry firecracker ready to pop, not a man who makes people laugh.
Apology not accepted.