"Latest in Korean Education: In Vitro Violin Lessons"

From The Yangpa:

The world's tiniest violin, a long-time staple of sarcastic sympathizers everywhere, has actually been created by scientists at Seoul National University and is being used to provide violin instruction to newly created fetuses.

"Sarcastic sympathizers." Haha. And there's more:

This new technique is part of a range of prenatal education techniques that Korean parents have begun employing to give their children a head start in an intensely competitive society. Other techniques include eating foods that are thought to help with brain development, reading books to the unborn baby, and hiring a white guy to come shout English lessons up the woman’s vagina.

The Yangpa's back, apparently. Dudes, keep it coming! More than once a month, ya know?

Comments

[seouldout]

Once a month??? If only we were that lucky. They've been coming bi-monthly recently.

Is it firefox or typepad that makes the 's this & #8217;s? Is goofed in safari too. Kinda sucks the error is in the punch line.

[yari123]

this is it. korean education begins when your a zygote so when you are born you start playing the entire Chopin Nocturnes or making fun of your parents in German.