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    May 17, 2008

    Completely OWNED

    What a tool.



    I can't stand when so-called "conservatives" try to get all historical, yet know less history than the average grade schooler. Especially when it's the crux of one's point. Look it up on Wikipedia at least, fer chrissakes., before going on national television and making an idiot of oneself. Or, alternatively, shut the f**k up.

    This tool got owned on national television. I'm sure he'll go back to his radio show and whine about how he got railroaded or something -- but in the end, he's just stoopid dumm.

    May 13, 2008

    Whoa...Ouch!

    Did she really just say that?



    Ouuuuuch. (HT to ExpatJane)

    May 12, 2008

    "That Hillary Show"

    I'm sorry, Hillary supporters. This one's simply irresistable.

    Bye, Bye Speed Racer

    As I predicted, Speed Racer is bombing, mainly because it apparently sucks. So far, one call down, and Ironman is still booming at the box office. My doubtful Korean friends are all now true believers. I've even got one friend going again to see it. Hehe. Ironman, baby.

    May 08, 2008

    Colbert Got Rained On!

    Good stuff. I guess his profile got big enough with Speed Racer that they thought of a way to bring him on without a translator. That line when Rain entered was a sample from the movie, I think. Clever. [HT to Ggamssi!]

    May 05, 2008

    Feel the Force Unleashed

    And I'm going to crow again about my skills in divining the divine.

    Remember me going on about the Wii and The Force Unleashed?



    Now shut up and go buy that shit. Don't have a Wii? Well, get one. September, dude, September.

    My Movie Calls for the Summer

    I saw Iron Man. It rocked. Explanation? Downey, Jr., good script, written with a set of balls. And I mean that in the non-PC sense of the word. Key to rockingness? A script and cast good enough to make me want to watch the movie and not roll my eyes while waiting for the next action sequence. Wired is spooging all over itself about it. Well, it's good enough to, so it's cool.

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    But what my Korean friends teased me for -- a silly movie about a "철인" (an "iron man") -- will only be #2 best movie this summer, since The Dark Knight is going to absolutely fucking own everything this summer. Reasoning? Partially the same as the last one: Bale as the Bat, Caine as Alfred, Freeman as Fox, finally taking Batman seriously and not some Happy Meal joke. And for the present one? Ledger as the Joker, introduction of Two Face, the Batman gets darker. Oh, and the new trailer!



    Looks gooood.

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will be #3 best blockbuster of the summer. Why? Jones is back, the movie admits he's old, they tried not to use much CGI for the stunts, and there's something about aliens. Why #3? Because Spielberg's become a big pussy and he's gonna cheese it up somehow. But it won't suck -- we'll just roll our eyes a few times. As for the place in the Indy pantheon, my hunch is that it'll go Raiders, Skull, Grail, and Temple. Listen -- the quest for the Holy Grail wasn't actually THAT good -- it doesn't stand up to many close watchings.

    And many parts of that scary-ass Temple were pretty good, and I liked Short Round. That kid was hilarious. I almost placed Grail last, but I realized that that would have totally shot my credibility with certain people. Even though the opening sequence rocked, the banquet scene is legendary, the removal of a still-beating heart by a Thugee priest and lowering the still-living victim into a lava pit scared the pee-pee outta me and scarred me permanently all were friggin' AWESOME, and it was the only one in which Indy actually somewhat confronts the fact that he is actually not so different from his former nemesis Belloch, in terms of being an overblown grave robber, some people still think it was "too dark." I think it was awesome, with the only detriment being the annoying Girl Friday. But she was supposed to be annoying, so was it so bad? And did I mention the banquet scene? Oh, yeah. I did. "Chilled monkey brains!" Oh, yeah.

    After that? Well, who cares? I'll still go see stuff, but it won't be a party. And as I said, we're going to be having some events, baby. Movie nights -- Dark Knight and Indy. More on that later.

    But I've called 'em. Dark Knight, Iron Man, and Indy, in that order.

    Speed Racer? I think it's gonna kinda suck as a film, from my viewing of the trailer -- and I'm pretty good with the trailers, baby. But I think John Goodman and Christina Ricci will be good, and the picture will be a visual treat -- that trailer looked fuckin' sweet in HD! -- but I think the movie is gonna be limp overall. Sorta like Lost in Space, which looked great, but made me yawn. Hopefully I'll be wrong -- and if the racing sequences are as good as they say, I think it'll be well worth seeing, but I still don't think it'll be top 3. And Rain? Who cares? His English is still awkward and will make everyone wince, from what I saw. I think he's just a nod to lock in Korea as the 3rd-largest movie market in the world, right behind Japan, which will be sporting the very talented and gritty Hirouki Sanada as its entry in the film. He was great in Sunshine, though -- and he certainly doesn't make you wince.

    The new Hulk flick with Edward Norton? Well, restarting franchises has been a good idea, what with Superman and Batman getting renewed lives. But the first/last Hulk was like, not even 10 years ago, dude. Right? Norton's cool, what with his complexity and raw talent, yadda yadda. But the Hulk will pass without much notice.

    These are my calls. Let's see how they pan out, and let's just go see 'em!

    April 27, 2008

    Hehe - I Called It!

    Six months ago, baby! So, with all that Speed Racer prep and being denied a chance to come on Colbert last year because they wouldn't allow him to use a translator [didn't reader Cat drop the beans on that one?], it seems that Rain has been brushing up on his English.



    Now, let the dance competition begin!

    No, You Are Not Dreaming and You Better Get Your Jacket

    You know when you're arguing, or you're being stubborn about your point, you might say something like, "When pigs fly!" or "It'll be a cold day in Hell before" you'd ever do that thing? You might even say something like "When Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg do a country music duet!" before you think you'd ever pay $4 for a tank of gas in Ohio.

    Well, I'll just say that you might just have to take that last colorful metaphor off the list. The video's doesn't come in for the first few seconds, but just be patient. This is the entire performance.

    Better get your jacket ready for your trip.

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    April 19, 2008

    "Kickin' It in Keumchon!"

    I am, apparently, late to the party. And the video almost makes me want to go to Keumchon. Almost.

    That was stupid fly dope, not to mention funky fresh, guys! Keep kickin' it!

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