Sometimes satire is what really "speaks a thousand words." Forget about pictures.
You can skip over one of my overly loooong and winding explications on such issues and get so much out of just one Yangpa article. I found this shit as biting as it was hilarious. Please forgive me for palming off the picture to put on my own site, but it's so BAM! Here's a link to the original post touting a "Super Whitening Cream" made by the company "Eurocentrica."
Forget the plastic surgery, pathological obsession with English, and the blind aping of nearly every white, upper-class trend in American culture, or the converse infatuation with all aspects of black culture sans actual black people! Now you can just erase away the physical evidence of your Koreanness completely (except for the wearing of Red Devil shirts on game day)! Unfortunately, side effects, according to "Eurocentrica," include:
* Sudden cravings for milk and cheese
* Tendency to vote Republican
* Desire to watch hockey
* Inexplicable waves of guilt
Funny stuff ya got over there, Yangpa people.
