Is it me, or is the 5-member boy band known as "Dong Bang Shin Gi" (Rising Gods of the East) more appropriately named "Dong Seong Shin Gi" (Rising Gods of Gayness)? I think the latter name works far better, since they have obviously made their "coming out" video. Watch for the champagne bottle "money shot."
I mean, it doesn't take a Semiotics major to catch the symbology of them popping that champagne bottle after rubbing all over their sweaty bodies throughout most of the video, before all five members come together (pun absolutely intended) at the end to make their ejaculatory toast and do "love shots" together while playfully feeding each other.
Have there been sudden advances in Korean gaydar technology? One would think not, since I don't think anyone officially acknowledges their eminent gayness.
But congratulations, 동성신기, on your unofficial coming out album! (And thanks, Party Pooper, for the tip!)
