From The Yangpa:
The world's tiniest violin, a long-time staple of sarcastic sympathizers everywhere, has actually been created by scientists at Seoul National University and is being used to provide violin instruction to newly created fetuses.
"Sarcastic sympathizers." Haha. And there's more:
This new technique is part of a range of prenatal education techniques that Korean parents have begun employing to give their children a head start in an intensely competitive society. Other techniques include eating foods that are thought to help with brain development, reading books to the unborn baby, and hiring a white guy to come shout English lessons up the woman’s vagina.
The Yangpa's back, apparently. Dudes, keep it coming! More than once a month, ya know?