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October 23, 2007

How to Survive Jail..."Get bad!"

Speaking of jail, those scenes from the police encounters video and those pretty undangerous people ending up in jail reminded me of Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor in Stir Crazy, which I promptly looked up on YouTube. Watch them get sentenced to more than a century in prison after getting framed for a bank robbery. Wilder's reaction still cracks me up.

"Wha?! Wha?! Wha?!"

And then there's that classic scene of them in the holding cell, "That's right, that's right. We bad, uh huh" and lighting the cigarette off the guy's face. I've never seen anyone look so surprised at their own actions.

Gene Wilder is the whitest dude in America – next to Steve Martin – trying to be "bad" along with Richard Pryor. Perfect straight man, and when he smacked that bald (gay?!) man on the head...that is truly funny.

"My brother was real short...we couldn't even see him..."

Posted by The Metropolitician on October 23, 2007 | Permalink

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Chapter IV: To Hell and Back
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