I was chatting with Spacegirl just now online, and I decided that all that Gagarin Center training was missing one thing...the most important parts and principles of space travel.
First piece of advice: always reset your prefix code when you take over a starship...
Key Quote: "It is very cold...in space." That's key to remember.
Second piece of advice: Watch out for old friends who are acting kinda twitchy because they have alien parasites wrapped around their cerebral cortex, making them very open to suggestion...
Key Quote: "Khaaaaaaaaan!" The best, purest piece of 오바 in movie history.
And the remixes:
And now, for something completely different. If that Khan stuff got too geeky for you, don't worry – you'll get these. The videos below got 1.5 and 3 million hits on YouTube, respectively. And they are worthy.