Source: NYT
I was watching the Olympic opening ceremonies today, August 8, 2008, at 8:08 PM (Chinese time). I was expecting big, but damn. China opened that shit right, while effectively saying not just that China's on top of the world (like when the runners were literally trotting sideways and upside-down all across it in that amazing spacewalk sequence), but more along the lines of what my Chinese friend exclaimed: "Chinese are just EVERYWHERE!" She giggled in glee.
Indeed.
Time to learn Chinese, bitches.
Let's see...umm...ee, ur, san, sur...